Why People Leave a Bad Review
1. “They Wouldn’t Diagnose My Chest Pain From My Fitbit Data”
Patients with wearable tech think they’ve already done the hard part. Now just confirm it, Doc.
2. “The Doctor Is So Arrogant, She Won’t Listen to My Google Research”
I spent ten minutes on the internet becoming a heart expert, and this doctor thinks she knows better after only fifteen years of training? Ridiculous!
3. “Doctor Said My Expectations Were Too High and Refused to Visit My House or Give Me Her Cell Number”
I mean, is it really too much to ask for a cardiologist who doubles as an on-call bestie? Apparently, yes.
4. “I Hate That Their Office Closes at 5 PM, Forcing Me to Go to the ER or Urgent Care”
Why can’t the doctor just keep the office open 24/7 just for me? The audacity! I’d much rather get treated in the comfort of their waiting room.
5. “They Charged Me for the Echocardiogram”
Surprise! State-of-the-art heart imaging isn’t covered by good vibes alone.
6. “The Doctor Didn’t Find My Pulse Joke Humorous”
Nothing gets hearts racing like a little patient comedy—but cardiologists should know the beat!
7. “The Waiting Room Magazines Were a Heartbreaker”
No new cardiology breakthroughs to skim? Just old magazines about last decade’s diets.
8. “I Ignored the Care Plan, Got Hospitalized, and the Doctor Didn’t Visit Me Like a Long-Lost Friend”
Sure, I didn’t follow their advice, but isn’t a surprise hospital bedside appearance part of the VIP cardiology package? Guess not!
9. “Doctor Said I Need to Lose Weight—Too Honest!”
It’s a cardiologist’s job to protect your heart, not your feelings.
10. “No Free Electrocardiogram Stickers for My Scrapbook”
People love free swag—even the sticky stuff meant for their EKG.
11. “The Receptionist Didn’t Say ‘Bless Your Heart'”
Southern hospitality in a cardiology office? Apparently, it’s a vital sign for some patients.
12. “They Wouldn’t Prescribe Me Statins for My Stressful Job”
Some folks really believe cholesterol meds should come with their morning coffee.
13. “Doctor Couldn’t Predict My Next Heart Rate Spike”
Shouldn’t all cardiologists also double as crystal-ball readers?
14. “Doctor Wouldn’t Stop Saving Lives to Sign My Paperwork—Today!”
Apparently, your emergency became their emergency, even though you’ve had that form since last month. Priorities, Doc!
15. “The Heart Poster Wasn’t Anatomically Hot Enough”
Apparently, patients demand wall art that’s both educational and Instagram-worthy.
